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King of Kings Weighs in on the Presidential Race

this was output by the JM on: March 01, 2008 - 11:43

America’s anxiously watching the primaries, holding its breath, waiting to find out whether the next president will be a White Woman or a Black Man. People have been asking me for—literally—weeks: “Who should I choose?” Let me just say: Neither. I have voted and will continue stuffing the ballot box for Kucinich. I just know he can do it. 

I know what you’re thinking: “Didn’t he drop out a long ass time ago?” Yes, but I’m fucking Jesus. I stuffin’ this ballot box with the authority of the Lord. Seriously, I’m filling this ballot box with God’s power! It’s gonna be Kucinich. You just wait and see. 

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